May 2012
gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
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princeofkokoros:
no stop talking about dong lickers because one time i remember this person was trying to type ‘help my dog just jumped up and started licking me in the face’ (thus explaining their difficulty typing)
but they typed ‘help my dong just jumped up and started licking me in the face’
Spades Goddamn Slick: YES.
Spades Goddamn Slick: I need to get my inhaler filled
Spades Goddamn Slick: cause i laugh till i cough and then i cough till i puke
Spades Goddamn Slick: and it fucks.
Spades Goddamn Slick: ...
Spades Goddamn Slick: SUCKS
Spades Goddamn Slick: IT SUCKS
Castiel: Oh my fucking god fffffffff
Reblog if you've ACTUALLY read The Hobbit
digitonicelectronic:
teddy-assman:
givemeshinies:
valeria2067:
pati79:
thefoxxybenedict:
I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.
re-reading after more than a decade, actually.
Same here.
I haven’t read the whole thing yet, but I have three copies of the book and listened to the audiobook five years ago. Does that count?
But it’s the best one imho...
Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.
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fandoms need tour guides
lokismagicalstickofdestiny:
welcome 2 submas let me b ur guide
the-blind-banditt:
makoseyebrows:
just thought about irohs funeral
what if zuko sang leaves from the vine
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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go...
penguinscare:
yolo-tier:
welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:
imgayitsok:
God bless drag queens.
Omg I know I shouldn’t have but I laughed really hard okay
thorhead:
mary had a little lamb
its heart was black as coal.
it crept into her room one night
and ate her fucking soul.
me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
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hellms666:
i love how my parents get mad at me for remembering things at last minute when they can’t even remember my name